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Laurel A Schaffer's avatar

I can't stop reading this- absolutely dying of laughter here. Thank you for saying everything I always want to, but can't for fear of being vilified as an elitist, judgemental poophead. Would you please do an Airport Edition?!

Also love the fabulous visuals with the post, you and your Lady are gorgeous! :)

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Zach Hively's avatar

I am so happy to be the elitist, judgmental poophead for you. Oooh, an airport edition…

And thank you, Laurel. We ain’t half bad, huh? 🫠

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Jennie O'Connor's avatar

You dance the tango and wear an ascot? You are officially my favorite.

And once again, you made my life better with your expertly crafted hilarity.

This for instance: “And definitely not clothes that fit in the sense that a sandwich fits inside a Toyota Camry.” I laughed for at least three minutes 🤣🤣🤣

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Zach Hively's avatar

You KNOW what I’m talking about!

So glad I could once again bring you a bit of joy (and an ab workout), Jennie.

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Kristi Keller 🇨🇦's avatar

Lol I died at the sandwich line but more at the grooming isn't just for horses 😅

This was brilliant.

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Melanie Sumner's avatar

This is hilarious and dead-on. Sharing.

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Zach Hively's avatar

Thank you, Melanie.

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Kolleen Martinsen's avatar

As a white sis man in his 50's How dare you! I only feel comfortable dressing like a toddler. My cargo shorts hold my cheerio's snaky for ready consumption. What am I supposed to own more then one pair of giant sneakers? You sir have gone too far and are most likely french!

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Zach Hively's avatar

Wait. Your cargo shorts pockets don't have holes in them? The cheerios don't fall out? Automatic top 5% style choice right there.

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Kristi Keller 🇨🇦's avatar

Grooming is not just for horses. << SOLID LIFE ADVICE right there.

Zach, you surprised me in many ways with this one. I LOVE that you dance the Tango regularly!! Plus, you're friggin hilarious 😂

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Zach Hively's avatar

I realize cats also groom. So maybe I should say: Grooming is also for people! (AHEM I MEAN YOU, MEN)

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Miriam's avatar

Oh my goodness, this is so perfect, and the one man I could send this to is my best friend and I don't think he would be after I sent this to him, so I won't. But I still thought of him. Loved the pictures!!

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Zach Hively's avatar

I'm finding that the response from women is far more supportive than that from men (#notallmen but still). There might be a piece in that down the line...

And thank you! Andrey takes fantastic photos at tango events.

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Simona's avatar

Great article and selection of photos 😉

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Zach Hively's avatar

Only the best!

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Michael Krauss's avatar

Please see my bio.

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Zach Hively's avatar

If only you otherwise failed to show up so warm-heartedly, I could get principled on this.

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