Audio: A Live Wire, a Total Crock, and Me

Pedro Pascal is, somehow, only the second-hottest item in this story. (I am not the first.)

May 16, 2025

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This week, I reminisce about the time my absolutely not name-brand slow cooker nearly burned my house down, I think. And how I don’t trust people. Except for Pedro Pascal. I trust that guy.

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